-You have ever scooped dog
food out of your child’s mouth more than once in a day.
-You go down the childproofing
aisle just to see if they have come out with anything new to help you since you
were there yesterday.
-Your friends ask you if you
got your hair done recently and you reply, “No, I just stopped fixing it.”
-You cringe at opening the
cable bill for fear your child has ordered new channels via the remote when you
weren’t looking.
-You are practicing your “Poop
is not Finger Paint” lecture because you have a feeling you will be preaching
it soon.
-The Sound of Silence only
makes you nervous. Silence = They are in to something they know they shouldn’t
be in to.
-You fight the urge to not
laugh during a scolding because they are so stinking cute
-You are convinced your child
will be an astronaut, disease curer, professional athlete, or anything else
super cool because you think he is exactly that…super cool.
-Fun games like chase are
way more fun now than they ever were when you were a kid. And let’s face it,
they were pretty fun back then.
-You savor cuddles when you
get them because they don’t happen as often as they used to.
-You are blown away each day at how something so little can take up such a big part of your heart.
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