1. Your child is trying to chew odd things…like the
floor
2. Sore gums have caused cranky fits that leave
everyone involved needing a bath after dirty diaper changings.
3. You lift them up and ask them to give you a kiss
and instead you get drips of luke warm drool showering your lips.
4. You find YOURSELF taking Tylenol before each
feeding
5. Your dog isn’t chewing on your slippers nearly as
much as your child is
6. You feel like throwing a party when you feel
something hard poking through their gums
7. You have said “Mommy doesn’t want you to chew
her toes” more than once in a day
8. You purchased almost everything in the teething
relief isle at Walgreens just out of desperation
9. "Please help a tooth pop through his gums soon”
is on your daily prayer list
10. You
just figured out those strange crescent moon shape marks on the chair ottoman
are bite marks
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